Funny Girl

fyeahmusicmajorostrich:

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fyeahmusicmajorostrich:

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “You’re a vocal performance major? Hey, I can sing too!” Bottom text: “BITCH PLEASE”]

I worked at a music store, running the lessons counter. People show up all the time looking for guitar lessons, but no none takes voice, because everyone and their mother thinks they’re a great singer. With absolutely no training, and without realizing that half the people they listen to are auto-tuned or flat. It kills me inside. 

fyeahmusicmajorostrich:

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “Don’t voice students already know how to sightsing?” Bottom text: “Are you stupid?”]

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fyeahmusicmajorostrich:

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “come out of the practice room not sweating” Bottom text: “you’re doing it wrong”]

fyeahmusicmajorostrich:

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white, tan, and black. Foreground, in middle: grimacing ostrich head. Top text: “Do you sing opera?” Bottom text: “Bitch, get out.”]